Will Barbie Still Love Amputee Ken After Nam?
by Shelley Brown copyright 2013
For some reason I could not get enough of Barbie. I guess it follows in the same vane of looking into the bay windows of our empty living room that you weren’t allowed to go in and pretending I was tall and thin in sparkly Bob Mackie like Carol and Cher...(Charo was much too curvy). There were about 5 tall thin glittery me reflections in those windows.
I loved Barbie. She was perfect to me! Perfect EVERYTHING. She had PERFECT Everything! Everything....Body all boobs and legs, hair, make-up, a man AND AND AND clothes! I don’t know what the fuck I did with Barbie’s clothes? She always seemed to be sporting the latest in light blue or white toilet paper design I came up with from the box of Marshall Field’s toilet paper my Mom ordered. Yes, you could order 100 rolls of toilet paper from Fields. Obviously, that’s where my hoarding of paper products comes from. I always have to have at least 20 rolls of toilet paper and a minimum of 6 rolls of paper towels at all times. But alas I digress. Barbie somehow lost all of her Barbie clothes? I have no clue what happened to them. Maybe Skipper hid them or, OR? Could it be Ken? I had the camper, the doll house and all the usual 70’s Barbie accouterments however; I preferred to make up my own furniture and my own games for them including “Carnival Accident” and “Will Barbie love Amputee Ken After Nam”?, “Moshing Barbie with Ken Sans Sex Organs”...oh and there was “Bad Skin Barbie”....
Stay Tuned For More Next Week and remember DON'T RINSE YOUR CHICKEN
Love
Shelley
by Shelley Brown copyright 2013
For some reason I could not get enough of Barbie. I guess it follows in the same vane of looking into the bay windows of our empty living room that you weren’t allowed to go in and pretending I was tall and thin in sparkly Bob Mackie like Carol and Cher...(Charo was much too curvy). There were about 5 tall thin glittery me reflections in those windows.
I loved Barbie. She was perfect to me! Perfect EVERYTHING. She had PERFECT Everything! Everything....Body all boobs and legs, hair, make-up, a man AND AND AND clothes! I don’t know what the fuck I did with Barbie’s clothes? She always seemed to be sporting the latest in light blue or white toilet paper design I came up with from the box of Marshall Field’s toilet paper my Mom ordered. Yes, you could order 100 rolls of toilet paper from Fields. Obviously, that’s where my hoarding of paper products comes from. I always have to have at least 20 rolls of toilet paper and a minimum of 6 rolls of paper towels at all times. But alas I digress. Barbie somehow lost all of her Barbie clothes? I have no clue what happened to them. Maybe Skipper hid them or, OR? Could it be Ken? I had the camper, the doll house and all the usual 70’s Barbie accouterments however; I preferred to make up my own furniture and my own games for them including “Carnival Accident” and “Will Barbie love Amputee Ken After Nam”?, “Moshing Barbie with Ken Sans Sex Organs”...oh and there was “Bad Skin Barbie”....
Stay Tuned For More Next Week and remember DON'T RINSE YOUR CHICKEN
Love
Shelley
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA Oh Shelley this is amazing
Funny! Love that you started this! Can't wait to read more!
Loved the Barbie voice over! Can I be Skipper's voice? Hahaaa
This is great!!!
You are a very talented lady!!
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