by Shelley Brown copyright 2013
Being Jewish meant I went to Jewish overnight camp in Wisconsin to "Make New Friends but Keep the Old". Days filled with swimming, archery, being force fed food with mayonnaise and having a little stuck-up brat put "Sun-In" in my shampoo bottle turning my hair an unusual, coppery shade of orange. It was a time of innocence and bitter homesickness with abandonment issues. A time of love and a time of severe competitive, rivalry which psychologists have now identified as bullying.
One summer, I had a major crush on the granola eating, Kumbaya counselor couple who I wished were my parents. Paradoxically, I wanted to kill Mrs. Kumbaya, get her out of the picture and be the child bride of Mr. Kumbaya. They were patchouli-smelling hippies with long curly blond, bandana wearing hair. In retrospect, I now realize they were probably homeless and in need of a job for the summer to support their nomadic marijuana smoking, “Dead” listening, free spirited lifestyle. Somehow I thought that my orange haired, Neiman Marcus denomination, 6-string nylon guitar playing self could magically become their love child!
They led us on nature excursions where we would capture whatever bug was in our path and violently kill them by putting them in a bell jar containing ether. I liked the smell of the ether. A little demonic I suppose since it would kill anything in it's noxious, nail-polish-gasoline combo smelling path.
I just wanted Mr. and Mrs. Kumbaya to love me so I made it my mission to HUNT, CAPTURE and KILL as many beetles, butterflies, moths and basically anything with creepy legs or wings.
I succeeded! Not only did Mr. and Mrs. Kumbaya love me, I won the NATURE AWARD at the final camp night awards banquet. I also won the "Crying Towel" award but that's a whole other story.
Well camp was over, Mr. Kumbaya did not leave Mrs. Kumbaya for
me so I packed my trunk for the shippers to send back home and took my little
perfectly arranged in descending size by species with pins going through the
middle of their deadness Styrofoam display boards in the van with me to the
airport to fly back home. Yes, I said
fly.
Upon reflection, it was a good summer albeit the bullying, the
Sun-In tragedy and the Crying Towel award because I was beaming with pride as I
walked toward the plane holding my accomplishments in my little hands when
disaster struck, the small turbo airplane propellers suddenly started and all
the little wings and bug legs blew off until all I was left with were the pins
holding their little dead middles.
Wingless, legless little dead middles! I leaned my unusual orange haired
head on the airplane window and cried on the crying towel award all the way
home.
“Make new friends but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold”
Love Shelley